Oscar’s Fashion: My Top 5 Best Dressed In Order of Rank

Published February 25, 2013 by jaclynswartz

Well, epic fail on the Zac Posen front. There’s always next year.

Now that we are stuck watching white haired wizards accept awards and old ladies sing some songs we don’t know, here are my top 5 best dressed bitches in order of top rank.

1) STACY KEIBLER in Naeem Kahn. Legs for dayz, hubba hubba.

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2) AMY ADAMS in Oscar De La Renta. The perfect mix between angelic & badass glam.

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3) JESSICA CHASTAIN in Armani Prive. She makes pale look good, and that is effing HARD. The lipstick completed this look for me.

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4) ZOE SALDANA in Alexis Mabille Couture. So innovative and original – she took a risk and it paid off.

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5) KERRY WASHINGTON in Miu Miu, Did you see the way this sparkled on camera?! I fucking love sparkle. Not the Tierra kind.

 

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HONORABLE MENTION: Anne Hathaway. NOT.

“This is the cherry on top of the ice cream…or should I say vegan ice cream. hahaahahahah!” -AH

EW SHUTUP YOU’RE DUNZO.

nippies

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Who were your top 5? Tell me!

XX
Jac

 

 

 

 

21 comments on “Oscar’s Fashion: My Top 5 Best Dressed In Order of Rank

  • I thought Maria Menounos and Guiliana looked better than most of the actresses. I pretty much agree with your list but I would add those two also if they count!

  • yeah i totally dont get anne hathaway’s gown. i think its meant to be sculpted so its pointy in the bust, but almost makes her dress look sheer and that her nips are showing through. if it were a dark fabric, we wouldnt even be talking about this.

  • I do think that Maria looked amazing, but I didn’t put her on because it was a plain pink dress. I like to see stuff that is more fashion forward for the oscars. I loved Jennifer Lawrence’s Dior BUT I wanted to cut it off at top 5!! I coulda kept going. Anne hathaway should NOT have been wearing that pillar like dress with that boyish hair. And yes, the color was off and made it look like her areolas were showing. she loves flashing her privatesssss

  • Can’t stand Jessica Chastain….but loved Zoe and Kerry. Too jeal of Stacy to think she looks good (but damn it she looks hot). How about Charlize Theron or Sandra Bullock? We want your worst dressed tho! Jessica Lawrence and Halle Berry lead mine. And Helen Hunt. Ew!

  • I wasn’t overly blown away by many this year. But my top 5 are (1 being best):
    1. Jennifer Lawrence
    2. Kerry Washington
    3. Amy Adams
    4. Reese Witherspoon
    5. Jessica Chastain
    But I only just saw Stacy Keibler now. She looks incredible. Jealous to the max! George is one lucky dude.

  • #1 for me is Amy Adams.
    #2 Kerry Washington
    # 3 Sandra Bullock
    #4 Jen Anniston — looked a little like a red tent but there is SOMETHING I love about it…
    #5 I really love Amanda Seyfreid

    Honorable Mention(s); Helen Hunt (does she age??) — Catherine Zeta-Jones — Jennifer Hudson Lastly, the lady that plays the mom in Silver Linings Playbook, she looked fantastic. Sorry can not remember her name.

    ALSO;
    I really wish that K.Stew would just disappear at this point. Does she not know how to shower and not look so drunk and greasy at any red carpet event.

    Also WTF was Norah Jones wearing during her performance?

    I love Halle Barry but I believe she just stepped off of the set of the Aadams Family.

    Love Melissa McCarthy.. likely one of my favorite women but HATED her dress.

    • I dont understand people who go into acting if they are as miserable and socially defiant as KSTEW. like, no one feels bad for you you moron, this all comes with the territory. In addition, I loved her dress. If you had taken it off of that sour puss and put it on someone like, jennifer anniston (por ejemplo) it would be ravishing.

      ALSO — I would put Charlize in my top 5 after seeing her dress inside when she was presenting….there was crystal detailing on the peplum that was otherwise invisible when she was outside…made a HUGE difference. but i gotta stick with my guns!

      • I did see the crystal stuff when she was outside and was really impressed with it at that point, I did not like the dress until I saw that.

  • We had the same top 2 (in different order though)! Did Kerry Washington and Zoe Saldana look better live than in pictures? I wasn’t loving the pictures of theirs but maybe on TV was better. Do you have it DVR’d?!?!

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